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sexhaver:

one million, two hundred and seventy thousand results. one million, two hundred and seventy thousand instances of the exact phrase “babies with swag” are contained on the internet. on one million, two hundred and seventy thousand separate occasions, a real live human being has sat down at a keyboard or stared down at their smartphone and tapped out the words “babies with swag”. this is late capitalism. this is the Desert of the Real. this is the hypothetical Tenth Circle of Hell. what an incredible time to be alive

when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”

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twatsmussen:

ohsnapitsnik:

sherlockey-werlockey-stuff:

IS NEMO GOING TO BE A SASSY REBELLIOUS TEENAGER

“no dad you don’t understand me”

nemo

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the-yolocaust:

ohio-is4-lovers:

i love how tumblr’s front page only displays artistic photos to create the illusion that tumblr is full of really artistic people.

but really this is what you find on tumblr most of the time

im about to throw up

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drousy:

i want a thigh gap i say as i eat 3 more slices of pizza

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sidnugget:

it takes so much will power to not put pictures that arent of me in my tagged me

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Oh look, its one of those gifs that you can hear.

jenna-canon:

tumblr needs to stop reducing quality

ipoog:

do you think the museum will accept this as a fossil

edgaralanfrog:

glencocoabutter:

son, your mother and i are very concerned

i never laughed at two cats harder before